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A Mouth like a Volcano-Words as weapons. Last night we were paying bridge with our old friends Ed and Joan. In one hand, when the bidding ended, Joan was to play it in "three no trump" and when she saw Ed’s hand, Joan exploded at him: "You can’t put me in ‘three no trump’ [...]
11.20.02 Entertainment Tonight They call it the most watched entertainment program in the world. (They also call it E. T. and we all have are ideas about Ms. Hart’s, especially post Tesh) Mr. Nugent once said to me that all there is to life is entertainment and the pursuit there of. Now in just two paragraphs, he manages to capture what is ambivilen better than anything else I’ve seen. What everyone is talking about-submitted by Intervalist Mark G. Nugent
Who constitutes what is and what isn’t an Act of GOD!? Is it the Preacherman?-NO!…Maybe, Oprah?-NO! Its a web hosting company with a P. O. Box out of Florida silly!…How God has reportedly displayed his wrath upon tomarken’s on-line community and our jihad to save our very selfs.-contains some site visions for Post-2002 by Daniel P. Beckmann
Marking the first entry into this lucrative franchise, we shed light on the romantic connection between drugs and people of college age. A solitary perspective of a co-ed presently enrolled at one of our nation’s places of Higher Learning.
Oh Mel!…Sure, you were a mediocre governer at best, but if you wouldn’t have died so tragically days before your election in 2000, we either wouldn’t have had Attorney General Ashcroft becuase you would have lost, or maybe you would have won, but either way we would not been forced to live through One MO Senate Debate. BUT, you croked so now F. N. Michaels brings his vast debate scoring experience to decide who won this sham on the few merits the candidates offered.
Sure, its been a little over six months since tomarken’s exhaulted # 2 Guy has stepped up to the plate. Now his long awaited 3rd Transaction(with many more to come I’m sure…) Christina Ricci’s Big Head-submitted by Adam K. Chorney
I don’t know about you, I really don’t…but I am tired of hearing not only Sept. 11th, but especially the events of Sept. 11th. Maybe I’m not alone…but there is a reason for all of this you should know, Inspired by the events of Sept. 11th:Commercialism and Jingosim-submitted by F. Nick Michaels
You may not know this but right now, your foriegn intellegence abroad-the International Press Crop. may all just be sipping wine, livin’ the life on their house boat on the Seine, tracking Christiane Amanpour to see where they’ll all go next. Is it their fault that most of America is not intelligent enough to know why they are hated?-submitted by Dan Beckmann
With our ironclad garuantee of avoiding the zero sum gain, we are now your new home of the post-post structuralist interveiw scheme! No more scripts…no more couchs or fake mics from the 50s that aren’t even plugged in! We’ve thrown all that crap out the window.
Ya tired of politics? Maybe ya think its the fart between the idea and something actually getting done? Well its a good thing that tomarken’s not a political website! So when we have something that you might say is political, rest assured, it always avoids the zero sum gain…garuanteed! In the Womb-submitted by intervalist, Mark G.Nugent
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