GOAL-Mutually beneficial to all who are associated
STRATEGY-Eliminate the ‘zero-sum gain’

LEGAL MUMBOJUMBO-All individuals will maintain ownership of thier own capital!
Tomarken.com is a mission oriented website driven by it’s desire to add or subtract from what is already readily available to the cultured consumer. With this in mind, we have a simple procedure in place consisting of these three simple steps written in the name of tomarken-whomever that might be in order to maintain ‘mutual benefits to all who are associated.’:

#1. YOU TRANSMIT THE OBJECT VIA EMAIL AT submit@tomarken.com–**Before sending your object in, please make sure that it is ready to be published becuase that is our understanding. Becuase of the abstract nature of some of the objects the editors will recieve, the editors will not be looking for conformity errors or things of that sort. If you feel an explanation or a specific categorization is necessary in order to help someone interpret what it is you are trying to do, please attach that seperately as well, but that’s up to you. ALSO, we welcome the prospect of anonymity, although, tomarken must maintain contact with the creator or else! This is so that you will maintain ownership of your work!<-a founding principle!

#2. THE PROCESSING PROCESS–Behind large closed doors in south Chicago somebody may-a be-a making-ana pizza pie! Our processing procedure is so secure that we cannot even reveal whether or not we do it behind closed doors or whether doors are even capable of protecting such a process from the evils of zero-sum gains!

#3. CONFIRMATION OR REUNION–If your object is published, we will try to confirm this by letting you know where to find it. If it is returned to your email, it may or may not recieve any comments. As ‘STEP #2′ is pretty darn shady, you may just have to trust that the people conducting the process are trying to maintain a flavor that will be ‘mutually beneficial to all whom are associated with tomarken’–’mutually beneficial to all associated’ is our ‘founding principle’ and probably a nice slogan too!

Don’t worry about the process and don’t take it too seriously…the best tip we could get out of that shaddy dungeon processing center or maybe it was located at some Northgate Shopping Center behind Sears,..anywho, they suggest that if you feel you are risking something by what you are about to submit, maybe your even a little worried about?…that’s what the processors will most be looking for.

***PLEASE BE AWARE—IN ORDER TO PRESERVE THE SANCTITY OF OUR COMMUNITY, ANY HEINOUS SELF-PROMOTIONS OF ANY TYPE WILL BE STRICTLY PROHIBITED AND PERPETRATORS WILL BE LOSE ALL PRIVILIDGES FROM AND RESPECT OF TOMARKEN.COM.*********

Questions, comments, concerns, or you ’spilt’ yourself…ya-moe-ron@tomarken.com
By the way, sometimes stuff changes and sometimes you just have to deal with it!