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2004-05-24, F. Nick Michaels. THE TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES:The Gun Toter!:

On behalf of Tomarken, Intervalist F. Nick Michaels on recent ocasion sat down with his 20-year old neighbor to try to understand why he needs 4 guns in his apartment in the tiny little college town of Pullman, WA. Here’s an oppurtunity to learn the motivation directly from one of these mystical Gun Toting creatures without having to directly fear for one’s life–thank you F. Nick, and from all of us at Tomarken, overlord’s speed.

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2003-02-05, TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES. THE TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES: Our Young Ambassadors Abroad:

What are those kids abroad really studying anyway?-Part of a Tomarken ‘Superpack’…

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2002-11-15, TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES. THE TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES: Higher Learning:

Marking the first entry into this lucrative franchise, we shed light on the romantic connection between drugs and people of college age. A solitary perspective of a co-ed presently enrolled at one of our nation’s places of Higher Learning.

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2002-09-28, TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES. THE TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES: Introduction:

With our ironclad garuantee of avoiding the zero sum gain, we are now your new home of the post-post structuralist interveiw scheme! No more scripts…no more couchs or fake mics from the 50s that aren’t even plugged in! We’ve thrown all that crap out the window.

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