On behalf of Tomarken, Intervalist F. Nick Michaels on recent ocasion sat down with his 20-year old neighbor to try to understand why he needs 4 guns in his apartment in the tiny little college town of Pullman, WA. Here’s an oppurtunity to learn the motivation directly from one of these mystical Gun Toting creatures without having to directly fear for one’s life–thank you F. Nick, and from all of us at Tomarken, overlord’s speed.

Marking the first entry into this lucrative franchise, we shed light on the romantic connection between drugs and people of college age. A solitary perspective of a co-ed presently enrolled at one of our nation’s places of Higher Learning.