On behalf of Tomarken, Intervalist F. Nick Michaels on recent ocasion sat down with his 20-year old neighbor to try to understand why he needs 4 guns in his apartment in the tiny little college town of Pullman, WA. Here’s an oppurtunity to learn the motivation directly from one of these mystical Gun Toting creatures without having to directly fear for one’s life–thank you F. Nick, and from all of us at Tomarken, overlord’s speed.

As thousands of wealthy hippies flock to Florida for four days of phishing and Dick Clark gets polished up for another run, we are left to ponder the monotony of the celebration of New Year’s Eve. F. Nick Michaels offers a way to break the chains in Proposal 3

Oh Mel!…Sure, you were a mediocre governer at best, but if you wouldn’t have died so tragically days before your election in 2000, we either wouldn’t have had Attorney General Ashcroft becuase you would have lost, or maybe you would have won, but either way we would not been forced to live through One MO Senate Debate. BUT, you croked so now F. N. Michaels brings his vast debate scoring experience to decide who won this sham on the few merits the candidates offered.

Lets face it…the rich have many enemies, especially when considering there’s a whole lot less of them then there are poorer people in this world. Now comes Proposal 2-a way leveling out the playing field so that rich don’t feel so darn isolated!!-submitted by intervalist F. Nick Michaels

BEEP! BEEP!…One hundred years ago, those considering the Progressive moment and Laissez Faire Economics could not have possibly enjoyed the pleasure of an obscure on-th-road experience.-submitted by Intervalist F. Nick Michaels-db