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To the future in reverse...
DNA: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life, shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.

CRITICISM DESK: Posted in sequential order for now, but as people complain, this lack of order shall inevitably collaspe into something else. If Olivia Newton John were alive today and promoting this burgoening category she may be signin’ “Let’s get critical, critical, I want to get critical, lets get inter-critical…let me see your body ka-fetch!”…


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2006-04-15, Criticism. TOMARKEN.COM SLASH two–adolscence:

Never one to be silent with the advent of change, Moderator of Letters Daniel P. Beckmann offers his take on the “little over 4 years of tomarken.com” in which “already so much has happened… We watch here at the brink of some sort of unknown media semblance like none ever before seen.”

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2006-04-14, Criticism. Twelve fragments for future moderation of Tomarken.com slash two:

Tomarken.com’s Moderator of an Arbitrary Moderation Taxonomy, Richard Tebrick, meditates once again on the nature of Tomarken.com apropos of the insidious “slash/two.”

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2005-09-24, Criticism. Zero-Sum Piracy:

Zero-Sum Piracy is here now, and it will ask you to ask someone how they became a pirate.

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2005-05-06, Criticism. I got a lot out of your Woody Allen intv…:

Ever wonder why Woody Allen has been trying to create the same movie over and over again for the last 15 years? Winston Garisson = ‘I’ in I got a lot out of your Woody Allen intv. that may hypothosize just that about the creative PROcess.

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2004-06-28, Criticism. A letter to Michael Moore:

Flint, Michigan…the community that nurtured the career of idealogue, Michael Moore. Provoked from events leading up to his recent outing, fellow rust-beltor Daniel P. Beckmann begets the Sandlerian question, Mr. Moore, are you too good for your home? A letter to Michael Moore

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2004-03-22, Criticism. Friendster:As a guide to the “Why” Generation:

The initial gestapo-style word-o-mouth advertising that one had to endure on Friendster(R) before any honest-minded folk had the oppurtunity to make up their own minds on what this newly-fangled use of computer techonology added or subtracted from their present functionality serves as a great example of what its like being a lifetime resident of the “perpetual indentity-searching-Post-MTV(R) generation”-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann

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2004-03-07, Criticism. Genetic Code of Aussie Phame:

If you’re looking for a place to birth your children so that they can later become famous Australians, you will have to look only for places other than the island continent. For the Genetics of Aussie Phame apparently cannot be arranged in a place that has less developed culture than yoghurt.-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann

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2004-03-06, Criticism. The Book of Job:A Lecture:

A long time intervalist, Dr. Yarrum purports with all modesty that his Lecture on the Book of Job is one of his favorites. So…At this point I want to remind you, that this is a review of a book; that all the characters are fictional. I don’t want to lose you in deep philosophical discussion. We are still in Broward County and it is in the morning. Publix is calling and K-Mart beckons-submitted by Dr. Yarrum

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2004-02-19, Criticism. The Pressures of the Christ:

It doesn’t look like Paul Harvey, it doesn’t smell like Paul Harvey, but for some reason they want to you to believe that it is. Why certain organized religious zealots purposefully use falsities in an attempt to bring people back to the flock and to appease those within:The Pressures of The Christ-prompted by Chasing 12

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2004-02-05, Criticism. Self-Chastisement: A nursery rhyme:

As evdienced by the massive captiol market of floppy books on self-criticism, tomarken enters another such commodity here into the catogery here-in our prefered format {no ‘workbooks’ yet included}.


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