His name was Willie…and if the war didn’t kill him, that tree sure almost did!-submitted by intervalist C. S. V. Boyairre
2002-07-17, Ambivilen. Army Buddy Willie:
Welcome to TOMARKEN.COM, over 3,288,674 served @ 04.17.06 23:08 EDT.
9 moderation statements, zero moderation! Tomarken.com - The Anti-Plagairist!
2002-07-11,
Dr. Bill Mendelshon. Once You’ve Got a Woman, What do You Do With Her?:
07.11.02. Dr. Bill’s really outdown himself this time! Surpasing even his first installment, he now explains… Once You’ve Got a Woman, What do You Do With Her?-submitted by Dr. Bill Mendelshon
2002-07-09, Ambivilen. Star Crunch:
A chewy cookie topped with caramel and crisp rice then covered in a layer of fudge. Individually wrapped 12 to a carton.-submitted by Bryan McGhee.
2002-07-05, Ambivilen. 20 emails..:
Richard Tebrick embarks on his quest to be nicer to everybody in the fabulous article-of-sorts.
2002-07-04,
F. Nick Michaels. Proposal 2:
Lets face it…the rich have many enemies, especially when considering there’s a whole lot less of them then there are poorer people in this world. Now comes Proposal 2-a way leveling out the playing field so that rich don’t feel so darn isolated!!-submitted by intervalist F. Nick Michaels
2002-07-03, Research. Venous Air Embolism: The Silent Killer:
In today’s Tomarken’s Two Your Health we enter the business of scaring grandmothers by revealing the shocking revelation Venous Air Embolism: The Silent Killer -submitted by Caitlin E. Dorsey
2002-07-01, Daniel P. Beckmann. Letter Of Moderation-Where the hell have we been?:
07.01.02 Moderation Statement. Hopefully some of you have been asking of tomarken: Hey! Where they hell have you been? Well, we haven’t been updating this site, that’s for sure…the answers to what happen to June and more in this 3rd Statement of Moderation
2002-05-31, Dr. Yarrum. Too Much Brain Power:
All of the money and all of the brick buildings and of course the symposium and the reason for all of it may just be Too Much Brain Power-submitted by Intervalist, Dr. Yarrum
2002-05-30, Ambivilen. 10 Years:”Right Here, Right Now”:
05.31.02 Right here? or was it really right then? I’m not sure which he was really talking about 10 years ago but now at its tin/aluminum aniversary we take a look-see at 10 Years of Right Here, Right Now-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann
2002-05-23,
Dr. Bill Mendelshon. The Art of Getting Women:
Many guys get very confused about what women want and how to please them. For a short while until I was in about 10th grade, I was one of these dumbfounded guys who couldn’t figure it out. Then came my big epiphany, a moment of clarity, if you will. The skies cleared, the sun shone down upon me, and it all looked so simple and clear. All women want the same thing, one thing…….money!
