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Star Crunch

Bryan McGhee
7.3.02-San Rafael, CA

Ever wonder how they pack all that out-of-this-world flavor into Star Crunch? Allow Little Debbie herself to unravel the mystery, right off the box! I have omitted only the ingredients of the ingredients; i.e., all the crap in parenthesis. (Surprising ingredients in CAPS.)

Ingredients: corn syrup, sugar, vegetable shortening, enriched bleached flour, crisp rice, water, oats MOLASSES, dextrose. Contains 2% or less of each of the following: whey , cocoa, RAISINS, salt baking soda, emulsifiers, eggs, corn starch, peanuts, WALNUTS, ALMONDS, COCONUT, EVAPORATED APPLES, nonfat dry milk, isolated soy protein, CARRAGEENAN, colors, sorbic acid, SPICE, natural and artificial flavors.


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