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2002-05-18, F. Nick Michaels. Evening News on Drugs:

Using scare tactics like calling this object: Evening News on Drugs…are apparently highly effective ways of getting our point accross while scaring all the grandmothers at the same time!-submitted by Intervalist F. Nick Flashnick

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2002-05-15, Msme. C. S. V. Boyairre. Boyairrisms: Street Beatz:

These self-important artists looking for big fame to find them on your street corner really can mess up one’s transcendental flow through life with their trivial Street Beatz.

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2002-05-14, Criticism. Terrorism:

There are two camps at battle terrorism-submitted by Intervalist Dr. Yarrum

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2002-05-13, Ambivilen. Congraduations!:

Yes, Congraduations!, yea I said that a lot this past week, but I never actually meant it…-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, BA ‘01

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2002-05-12, Criticism. The Greatest People of All Time:

Da…Da…Da…dada!!! It’s the list that took forever in the making…this ain’t no VH-1 100 greatest songs…this doesn’t just stop at the 80s…no this is the real she-ite!! The Greatest People of All Time-submitted by Nels Frye

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2002-05-08, Ambivilen. Nelly:

Officially our first advancement into art…and this Nelly has nothing to do with Country Grammer-submitted by Azubah “Pinzo” Denjongpa

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2002-05-07, Criticism. Farm Bill jest Ain’t No Good!:

The Farm Bill comes around once every few yonders and effects everybody-even you eatin’ a corned beef sandwich over there in New Yak…so take some time and read my word for it cause’ Farm Bill Jest Ain’t No Good-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, Moderator of Letters

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2002-05-06, Msme. C. S. V. Boyairre. FoxFields:

FoxFields Now with this weekend of the derby behind us, (and a thanks to Verizon for cutting our lines until today so that this wasn’t put up earlier) let us examine the relationship between the horses and the people that gather to watch them on a smaller scale..shall we?-submitted by Intervalist C.S.V.Boyairre-db

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2002-05-01, Ambivilen. The idea:

Paul McCartney’s got his Day in a life…well tomarken’s got She-submitted by Dora C. Villarosa-db

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2002-04-30, Ambivilen. College Chemical Culture:

College Chemical Culture One man’s assessment of his motivation to embark on his journey into the College Chemical Culture-submitted by Citizen Genet -db

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