To the future in reverse...
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

RESEARCH DESK:For now we will sort by date of entry, later by subject area as those are established…


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2005-12-25, Research. Katrina Family Journal:

Our Jeff Scott, most notorious for Double Vision Collusion, amoung others, has done it again…another such journaling of the inner sanctum of the Huricane Katrina aftermath, bringing to the forefront, real truthes and observations that are most damning to our last, best hope–the American Red CROSS among others…

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2005-05-05, Daniel P. Beckmann. THE 4 step PRO-cess for IDEA CREATION::

I, Dan Beckmann-Moderator of letters, present the following BRIEF to the Midwestern States University BOARD OF REGENTS with the intention of providing “further proof for your supremecy through lack there of” and to “provide a framework for the further advancement of the Midwestern States marketing moto: “Midwestern States University- What we lack in SOUL, YOU’LL make up for in TIME having spent!”: THE 4 step PRO-cess for IDEA CREATION

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2005-04-10, Mark G. Nugent. Unified Chaos:

I think this one is actual accessible if you take a bit of time to work it out. I think he basically uses the difference between the perception of the physical thing and the “actual reality” of the physical thing to posit part of his theory for Unified Chaos I’m certain if you like this one, it’s the begining of something more, at least that’s how I read it-submitted by Intervalist Mark G. Nugent 2

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2005-03-02, Research. Repetition in China: Part 1Kenny G: Cultural Revolutionary of the New Millennium:

If you’ve been dirtied too long with all that mid-class sedating ’shrill… I invite you to step into the cool, refreshing and blessing shower that is Repetition in China: Part 1 Kenny G: Cultural Revolutionary of the New Millennium. It hits all the right notes(most notable here is how substantive of the object stated but we assume you have little choice)…What better way to establish that tomarken’s colon is on brink of blow, than with this classic material gratis-Nels Frye

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2004-12-17, Research. Extinction Watch! 2005: American Movie, Guns n’ Roses, and Quantum symmetry.:

Extinction Watch! 2005 Tomarken’s faithful moderator of modulation returns to close out the year with this alarming discovery with regards American Movie, Guns n’ Roses, and quantum physical symmetry. Please read, for all of our safety.

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2004-11-11, Daniel P. Beckmann. Discourse:

This night before the election, with self-righteous, self-serving people canvassing normal places all around the country spreading their doctrine like a leaper in nudist colony–I’d like to raise one last time for that ol’ Discourse Hear Ye, hear ye–May this object milepost these horid times.(In this rare case I actually pleade forgiveness for my sloppiness for I, like many others am a tired, tired man)-submited by Daniel P.Beckmann, Moderator of Letters

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2004-10-04, Dr. Bill Mendelshon. Plenty to Play with through Internet Dating:

Back as if nothing happened… we exhude Dr. Bill’s Triumphant Return!! Embrace his 4th Pillar of Wisdom in Plenty to Play with through Internet Dating–and this time he’s hiting the target audience!-submitted by Dr. Bill Mendelsohn

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2004-03-06, Criticism. The Book of Job:A Lecture:

A long time intervalist, Dr. Yarrum purports with all modesty that his Lecture on the Book of Job is one of his favorites. So…At this point I want to remind you, that this is a review of a book; that all the characters are fictional. I don’t want to lose you in deep philosophical discussion. We are still in Broward County and it is in the morning. Publix is calling and K-Mart beckons-submitted by Dr. Yarrum

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2004-02-09, F. Nick Michaels. Penguin Emperor:

The usual assumption is that the story of U.S. continental expansion is one part Oregon Trail, one part manifest destiny, and one part cowboys and Indians. But who knew the missing ingredient was nutso short guy whose favorite part of 1980s California is water slides? Learn how the "Penguin Emperor" tried his best to help the U.S. stretch to the Pacific.-submitted by F. Nick Michaels

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2004-02-07, Daniel P. Beckmann. Planet Earth Intellegence:

Step right up! Be the first in your quadrant to be able to decipher “False-Profits”…WOW the local autoritarian with your grasp of their authorit-ty!!…quantify your smarts on a scale from here to infinit-ty! Planet Earth Intellegence-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, Moderator of Letters.

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