“The government controlling the school which I attended was so vain that it taught little children this patriotic oath even though it would be years until they knew what they were saying.” submitted by F. Nick Michaels,-db

M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-A. If there is a single institution in the United States that screams “America”, it must be Disneyland. Opened in 1955 by Walt Disney, Disneyland was created to applaud America citizens on their World War II victory by offering them a place of perfection…. submitted by Ellie Badesch-pt

Even Osama’s got to eat…and he probably poop too for that matter…especially when after he eats at the Home of the Whopper-submitted by Intervalist Msme. C. S. V. Boyairre,-db

If people are indeed animals, then they should be subject to the same motivations and rules of nature…right? In classic Strattonian prose, explore how what we call ‘civilization’ may indeed by reduced to the order of the jungle. submitted by Ray B. Stratton,-db

Intervalist Mark G. Nugent urges that “revolutionaries be kind to the other gender, because all numbers and strangness must begin somewhere…”