For those who “Want to read the dictionary but simply don’t have the time…NerdWords!
2004-03-24, Ambivilen. Nerd Words:
Welcome to the Intervalist organization of tomarken.com. This category is reserved for those contributors that submit on a regular basis under the same name. In order to become part of this organization, you merely need to send a request to respond/@/tomarken.com (you must remove the slashes from around the @) after you have demonstrated a consistency in your work as determined by those awfully shady people that moderate this site.
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2004-03-22, Criticism. Friendster:As a guide to the “Why” Generation:
The initial gestapo-style word-o-mouth advertising that one had to endure on Friendster(R) before any honest-minded folk had the oppurtunity to make up their own minds on what this newly-fangled use of computer techonology added or subtracted from their present functionality serves as a great example of what its like being a lifetime resident of the “perpetual indentity-searching-Post-MTV(R) generation”-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann
2004-03-07, Criticism. Genetic Code of Aussie Phame:
If you’re looking for a place to birth your children so that they can later become famous Australians, you will have to look only for places other than the island continent. For the Genetics of Aussie Phame apparently cannot be arranged in a place that has less developed culture than yoghurt.-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann
2004-03-06, Criticism. The Book of Job:A Lecture:
A long time intervalist, Dr. Yarrum purports with all modesty that his Lecture on the Book of Job is one of his favorites. So…At this point I want to remind you, that this is a review of a book; that all the characters are fictional. I don’t want to lose you in deep philosophical discussion. We are still in Broward County and it is in the morning. Publix is calling and K-Mart beckons-submitted by Dr. Yarrum
2004-02-09,
F. Nick Michaels. Penguin Emperor:
The usual assumption is that the story of U.S. continental expansion is one part Oregon Trail, one part manifest destiny, and one part cowboys and Indians. But who knew the missing ingredient was nutso short guy whose favorite part of 1980s California is water slides? Learn how the "Penguin Emperor" tried his best to help the U.S. stretch to the Pacific.-submitted by F. Nick Michaels
2004-02-07, Daniel P. Beckmann. Planet Earth Intellegence:
Step right up! Be the first in your quadrant to be able to decipher “False-Profits”…WOW the local autoritarian with your grasp of their authorit-ty!!…quantify your smarts on a scale from here to infinit-ty! Planet Earth Intellegence-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, Moderator of Letters.
2004-02-05, Criticism. Self-Chastisement: A nursery rhyme:
As evdienced by the massive captiol market of floppy books on self-criticism, tomarken enters another such commodity here into the catogery here-in our prefered format {no ‘workbooks’ yet included}.
2004-01-25, Revolution. The Tomarken.com Sovereign Google-Bomb and Jennifer Lopez Naked Party.:
What is a Google-Bomb? What is a Jennifer Lopez Naked Party? What exactly is the Tomarken.com Sovereign Google-Bomb? Learn the answers to these questions and more, in Paul’s ongoing quest for analysis of cultural modulation and search engine optimization technique.
2003-12-30,
F. Nick Michaels. Proposal 3:
As thousands of wealthy hippies flock to Florida for four days of phishing and Dick Clark gets polished up for another run, we are left to ponder the monotony of the celebration of New Year’s Eve. F. Nick Michaels offers a way to break the chains in Proposal 3
2003-12-21, Dr. Yarrum. Monologs with Murray, Day Six:
The basic premise of a democracy is that, “I may be wrong!” Our society has continually bombarded us with conflicting bromides. It is admirable to “have the courage of your convictions”. It is equally admirable to “keep an open mind.”…
