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Welcome to the Intervalist organization of tomarken.com. This category is reserved for those contributors that submit on a regular basis under the same name. In order to become part of this organization, you merely need to send a request to respond/@/tomarken.com (you must remove the slashes from around the @) after you have demonstrated a consistency in your work as determined by those awfully shady people that moderate this site.

The Intervalists are listed below…click on their name to find out more about them and to view a comprehensive list of their objects.


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2003-12-14, Criticism. The Capture of Saddam Hussein and What follows:

The capture and arrest of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein could not have come at a more crucial time for the Bush administration, who, since the suspect transference of the War on Terrorism from Afghanistan, the staging base of Osama Bin Laden’s fundamental terrorist group, to Iraq, the staging base of the future production of billions of barrels of oil a year, have been fighting an almost constantly decreasing morale in the American public, as well as the loss of confidence of dozens of important foreign allies.

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2003-12-03, Daniel P. Beckmann. Behind VH-1 Behind the music:

How can a website that can be found at times to be dealing in culture take on the prognosticator of what indeed popular cultures is by decades and top-100 rankings and live to tell about it? Well its easy, they called us!(we didn’t really even have to do that much work) What we found?-in the words of the Joker(R) This town needs an enima<{echo implied}. It is Tomarken’s pleasure to take you Behind Vh-1’s Behind the Music

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2003-11-13, Criticism. An apology for posting website statistics.:

An apology for posting website statistics. I was reading Beckmann’s newest, the anti-plagarism thing, for which the front-page box contains also a link to the complete web usage statistics for TOMARKEN.com. From the early days, TOMARKEN.com has purported a sensibility of “NO ZERO-SUM GAINS” and “NON-HEINOUS SELF PROMOTION”. I admit, I was nervous. What is the point of posting the web-site traffic statistics on the site itself? Is this heinous self-promotion? Are we bragging?

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2003-09-23, Daniel P. Beckmann. A Call To Arms:TOMARKEN.com-The Anti Plagiarist:

Moderation Statement–The Anti-Plagiarist is born.

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2003-07-31, Ambivilen. Lets see the body:

Some may consider this object to be in rather “poor taste” with consideration to Mr. Hope’s recent death. But when you run a website with no ads, poor taste is what you can afford. Lets see the body!

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2003-07-17, Ambivilen. THE TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES: Saddam Hussein in Middle America:

07.17.03 Interview Series. What do Dave Thomas, Deceased founder of Wendys and horrible dictator Saddam Huessien have in common? IN “Exclusive Tomarken interview” conducted several months ago and only uncovered just recently by Intervalist C.S.V. Boyairre, he found Saddam Huessien in Middle America

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2003-06-13, Daniel P. Beckmann. The 4th DI-mension:

06.13.03 Length X Width X Hieght X Time= are the 4 DI-mensions known to man. While it is understood that you can generally see the first three DI-mensions without any additional extension of factory-issued basic human sensual abilities, why is the 4th Dimension, which is equally as important, mostly overlooked in Grown-up society? A call to the masses for life-long maintenance of the 4th DI-Mension-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann

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2003-06-08, Dr. Yarrum. Freud Revealed:A Lecture:

Is Freud and Fraud? The guy sure gets a lot of credit for the discovery of the field of pyschology–heck, Richard Dreyfus in the crazed comedy What About Bob? even names his son after the man! Freud Revealed-a lecture submitted by Intervalist Dr. Yarrum

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2003-05-16, Adam K. Chorney. Hype vs. Buzz:

Who knew there was a difference between -Hype- and -Buzz-? Intervalist Adam K. Chorney does and can explain it for you here in Hype vs. Buzz
The question post object:Is tomarken -Hype- or -Buzz-?

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2003-05-05, Adam K. Chorney. An Open Letter in refute of Dr. Bill Mendelshon…:

Tomarken.com intervalist Adam K. Chorney responds with a typically vitrolic wit to the posthumous writings of the infamous Tomarken Intervalist-in-memoriam Dr. Bill Mendelshon.

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