As thousands of wealthy hippies flock to Florida for four days of phishing and Dick Clark gets polished up for another run, we are left to ponder the monotony of the celebration of New Year’s Eve. F. Nick Michaels offers a way to break the chains in Proposal 3

The capture and arrest of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein could not have come at a more crucial time for the Bush administration, who, since the suspect transference of the War on Terrorism from Afghanistan, the staging base of Osama Bin Laden’s fundamental terrorist group, to Iraq, the staging base of the future production of billions of barrels of oil a year, have been fighting an almost constantly decreasing morale in the American public, as well as the loss of confidence of dozens of important foreign allies.

An apology for posting website statistics. I was reading Beckmann’s newest, the anti-plagarism thing, for which the front-page box contains also a link to the complete web usage statistics for TOMARKEN.com. From the early days, TOMARKEN.com has purported a sensibility of “NO ZERO-SUM GAINS” and “NON-HEINOUS SELF PROMOTION”. I admit, I was nervous. What is the point of posting the web-site traffic statistics on the site itself? Is this heinous self-promotion? Are we bragging?

Some may consider this object to be in rather “poor taste” with consideration to Mr. Hope’s recent death. But when you run a website with no ads, poor taste is what you can afford. Lets see the body!

07.17.03 Interview Series. What do Dave Thomas, Deceased founder of Wendys and horrible dictator Saddam Huessien have in common? IN “Exclusive Tomarken interview” conducted several months ago and only uncovered just recently by Intervalist C.S.V. Boyairre, he found Saddam Huessien in Middle America