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2004-03-24, Ambivilen. Nerd Words:
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2004-03-22, Criticism. Friendster:As a guide to the “Why” Generation:
The initial gestapo-style word-o-mouth advertising that one had to endure on Friendster(R) before any honest-minded folk had the oppurtunity to make up their own minds on what this newly-fangled use of computer techonology added or subtracted from their present functionality serves as a great example of what its like being a lifetime resident of the “perpetual indentity-searching-Post-MTV(R) generation”-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann
2004-03-08, Ambivilen. “This is the American Dream”:
All Americans, row by row, one single tribe united together behind their tele-visions proclaiming This is the American Dream-submitted by Richie Zevin
2004-03-07, Criticism. Genetic Code of Aussie Phame:
If you’re looking for a place to birth your children so that they can later become famous Australians, you will have to look only for places other than the island continent. For the Genetics of Aussie Phame apparently cannot be arranged in a place that has less developed culture than yoghurt.-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann
2004-03-06, Criticism. The Book of Job:A Lecture:
A long time intervalist, Dr. Yarrum purports with all modesty that his Lecture on the Book of Job is one of his favorites. So…At this point I want to remind you, that this is a review of a book; that all the characters are fictional. I don’t want to lose you in deep philosophical discussion. We are still in Broward County and it is in the morning. Publix is calling and K-Mart beckons-submitted by Dr. Yarrum
2004-02-19, Criticism. The Pressures of the Christ:
It doesn’t look like Paul Harvey, it doesn’t smell like Paul Harvey, but for some reason they want to you to believe that it is. Why certain organized religious zealots purposefully use falsities in an attempt to bring people back to the flock and to appease those within:The Pressures of The Christ-prompted by Chasing 12
2004-02-09,
F. Nick Michaels. Penguin Emperor:
The usual assumption is that the story of U.S. continental expansion is one part Oregon Trail, one part manifest destiny, and one part cowboys and Indians. But who knew the missing ingredient was nutso short guy whose favorite part of 1980s California is water slides? Learn how the "Penguin Emperor" tried his best to help the U.S. stretch to the Pacific.-submitted by F. Nick Michaels
2004-02-07, Daniel P. Beckmann. Planet Earth Intellegence:
Step right up! Be the first in your quadrant to be able to decipher “False-Profits”…WOW the local autoritarian with your grasp of their authorit-ty!!…quantify your smarts on a scale from here to infinit-ty! Planet Earth Intellegence-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, Moderator of Letters.
2004-02-05, Criticism. Self-Chastisement: A nursery rhyme:
As evdienced by the massive captiol market of floppy books on self-criticism, tomarken enters another such commodity here into the catogery here-in our prefered format {no ‘workbooks’ yet included}.
2004-01-25, Revolution. The Tomarken.com Sovereign Google-Bomb and Jennifer Lopez Naked Party.:
What is a Google-Bomb? What is a Jennifer Lopez Naked Party? What exactly is the Tomarken.com Sovereign Google-Bomb? Learn the answers to these questions and more, in Paul’s ongoing quest for analysis of cultural modulation and search engine optimization technique.
