Back as if nothing happened… we exhude Dr. Bill’s Triumphant Return!! Embrace his 4th Pillar of Wisdom in Plenty to Play with through Internet Dating–and this time he’s hiting the target audience!-submitted by Dr. Bill Mendelsohn

Fall is upon us…but did FALL make this list??? Are kids getting beat up on school buses as as we read? What’s exactly in the words that you read This. and more…too much more in Richie Zevins’ latest: List of things that make positive feelings go away

It was a totally organic occurance you should trust…about the same time some members of the tomarken community embarked on a discourse deconstructing the Hipster, Intervalist Dora C. Villarosa sent us Hipsters This matter of coincidence could only be penultimate to a spontaneous windfall of John Deere(R) hats worn by asian girlfriends delivering prose to you on retro 50s style compartmental tv-dinnerware..

Flint, Michigan…the community that nurtured the career of idealogue, Michael Moore. Provoked from events leading up to his recent outing, fellow rust-beltor Daniel P. Beckmann begets the Sandlerian question, Mr. Moore, are you too good for your home? A letter to Michael Moore

As so many regimes have been known to do, and as our town elders have so advised, tomarken wishes to provide a vent for which the community can safely voice its anger without bringing down the whole damn thing. We have already provided to forum, but no…that’s too participatory, so what we are now going to do is bring in someone who will be that loud-mouth talk radio style voice that will carry out your bitches on your behalf. Meet Cristina Ellisson, the Moderator of the Public. While we’re at it, yes others do this too, but hold on a second there Ms. Ellisson, while the structure may be taken by example, the content certain will swipe unique in accordance with implicit doctrine.