Yes, even Dick Clark must eat, sleep, drink, & go to the potty,–well maybe not him…but everyone else does. So in this modern era have we actually gotten worse in any of these departments? Camelbak:The New “Glasses”-submitted by Caitlin E. Dorsey
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So the N.S.A is reading your emails and you’ve been a cryin’ about that Phil Donahue..have you? Well I’ve got news for you Phil tomarken’s been readin’ your emails too, and everyone else for that matter! Here’s one we intercepted from the Bronx from a Teacher in America:Jello and Other things-stolen with permission from A. B. H.
Forget about the puppet government!! How about the Muppet government?-submitted by Intervalist Dan Beckmann
His name was Willie…and if the war didn’t kill him, that tree sure almost did!-submitted by intervalist C. S. V. Boyairre
07.11.02. Dr. Bill’s really outdown himself this time! Surpasing even his first installment, he now explains… Once You’ve Got a Woman, What do You Do With Her?-submitted by Dr. Bill Mendelshon
A chewy cookie topped with caramel and crisp rice then covered in a layer of fudge. Individually wrapped 12 to a carton.-submitted by Bryan McGhee.
Richard Tebrick embarks on his quest to be nicer to everybody in the fabulous article-of-sorts.
Lets face it…the rich have many enemies, especially when considering there’s a whole lot less of them then there are poorer people in this world. Now comes Proposal 2-a way leveling out the playing field so that rich don’t feel so darn isolated!!-submitted by intervalist F. Nick Michaels
In today’s Tomarken’s Two Your Health we enter the business of scaring grandmothers by revealing the shocking revelation Venous Air Embolism: The Silent Killer -submitted by Caitlin E. Dorsey
07.01.02 Moderation Statement. Hopefully some of you have been asking of tomarken: Hey! Where they hell have you been? Well, we haven’t been updating this site, that’s for sure…the answers to what happen to June and more in this 3rd Statement of Moderation