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AMBILIVEN’S CLOUD NINE RESIDING AUTHORITY: Hopefully you have been to some of the other areas, becuase by now you should know that until there is some sort of ’semblance’ in this category, the objects here will be displayed in order of the date published.
Many have also questioned our spelling of this category-implying that it may indeed spelled wrong…ya know…”where’s the customary ‘c’ and ‘e’?” Well, we don’t have to defend our spellings to you or any of your other cronies over there on ‘Chauncey Hill’-so shove it! And while you’re out doing that, please also notice that we spell this category the same way everywhere you see it, in order to further justify the sovereignity of category-nation….
Yes…thus is the art of ambivilen…


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2002-05-13, Ambivilen. Congraduations!:

Yes, Congraduations!, yea I said that a lot this past week, but I never actually meant it…-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, BA ‘01

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2002-05-08, Ambivilen. Nelly:

Officially our first advancement into art…and this Nelly has nothing to do with Country Grammer-submitted by Azubah “Pinzo” Denjongpa

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2002-05-01, Ambivilen. The idea:

Paul McCartney’s got his Day in a life…well tomarken’s got She-submitted by Dora C. Villarosa-db

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2002-04-30, Ambivilen. College Chemical Culture:

College Chemical Culture One man’s assessment of his motivation to embark on his journey into the College Chemical Culture-submitted by Citizen Genet -db

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2002-04-16, Adam K. Chorney. Summers in Maine: The Bacon Brothers Revealed:

First Kevin Bacon, through the degrees of seperation concept was the center of the universe. Now his bro has his hand in something that may indicate the Bacon family is finally making their move-submitted by Adam K. Chorney-db

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2002-03-30, Ambivilen. Buhayar:

As you approach the Spring/Summer Road Trip Season, you may want to ask yourself ‘Have I got my own Buhayar?”-submitted by Rev. Ben L. Schartman-db

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2002-03-12, Ambivilen. Letter from the Crazy Man:

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go bonkers after attending a small liberal arts college? Hear the story of one “Crazy Boy Jones” in another addition of telling “it” like “it” is. (Rather than ought to be I suppose, becasue isn’t is out of the question for “it.”)-submitted by Citizen Genet-db

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2002-02-28, F. Nick Michaels. The Accident:

BEEP! BEEP!…One hundred years ago, those considering the Progressive moment and Laissez Faire Economics could not have possibly enjoyed the pleasure of an obscure on-th-road experience.-submitted by Intervalist F. Nick Michaels-db

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2002-02-08, Ambivilen. My Dinner with Osama Bin Laden…:

Even Osama’s got to eat…and he probably poop too for that matter…especially when after he eats at the Home of the Whopper-submitted by Intervalist Msme. C. S. V. Boyairre,-db

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2002-01-28, Ambivilen. This guy::

“I could do better.”. Note the photoshop automated image gallery. Also please refer to switch. Oh yeah, don’t forget this-rt

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