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2003-12-30, F. Nick Michaels. Proposal 3:

As thousands of wealthy hippies flock to Florida for four days of phishing and Dick Clark gets polished up for another run, we are left to ponder the monotony of the celebration of New Year’s Eve. F. Nick Michaels offers a way to break the chains in Proposal 3

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2003-12-21, Dr. Yarrum. Monologs with Murray, Day Six:

The basic premise of a democracy is that, “I may be wrong!” Our society has continually bombarded us with conflicting bromides. It is admirable to “have the courage of your convictions”. It is equally admirable to “keep an open mind.”…

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2003-12-14, Criticism. The Capture of Saddam Hussein and What follows:

The capture and arrest of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein could not have come at a more crucial time for the Bush administration, who, since the suspect transference of the War on Terrorism from Afghanistan, the staging base of Osama Bin Laden’s fundamental terrorist group, to Iraq, the staging base of the future production of billions of barrels of oil a year, have been fighting an almost constantly decreasing morale in the American public, as well as the loss of confidence of dozens of important foreign allies.

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2003-12-03, Daniel P. Beckmann. Behind VH-1 Behind the music:

How can a website that can be found at times to be dealing in culture take on the prognosticator of what indeed popular cultures is by decades and top-100 rankings and live to tell about it? Well its easy, they called us!(we didn’t really even have to do that much work) What we found?-in the words of the Joker(R) This town needs an enima<{echo implied}. It is Tomarken’s pleasure to take you Behind Vh-1’s Behind the Music

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2003-11-13, Criticism. An apology for posting website statistics.:

An apology for posting website statistics. I was reading Beckmann’s newest, the anti-plagarism thing, for which the front-page box contains also a link to the complete web usage statistics for From the early days, has purported a sensibility of “NO ZERO-SUM GAINS” and “NON-HEINOUS SELF PROMOTION”. I admit, I was nervous. What is the point of posting the web-site traffic statistics on the site itself? Is this heinous self-promotion? Are we bragging?

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2003-09-23, Daniel P. Beckmann. A Call To Anti Plagiarist:

Moderation Statement–The Anti-Plagiarist is born.

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2003-07-31, Ambivilen. Lets see the body:

Some may consider this object to be in rather “poor taste” with consideration to Mr. Hope’s recent death. But when you run a website with no ads, poor taste is what you can afford. Lets see the body!

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2003-07-18, Criticism. Bonnaroo 2-Thousand & 2-An email tranmission:

Gosh!-rememba tha days when the Ice Cream man didn’t sell P-C-P? Is the jam-band culture as pure as its cracked up to be or have they all literally sold out to the capitalist in similar form to the Candy Man? I mean who’s programming these heads anyway? Whether you heard about it or not–YOU SHOULD HAVE! A true email transmission from Bonnaroo 2-thousand and 2

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2003-07-17, Ambivilen. THE TOMARKEN INTERVIEW SERIES: Saddam Hussein in Middle America:

07.17.03 Interview Series. What do Dave Thomas, Deceased founder of Wendys and horrible dictator Saddam Huessien have in common? IN “Exclusive Tomarken interview” conducted several months ago and only uncovered just recently by Intervalist C.S.V. Boyairre, he found Saddam Huessien in Middle America

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2003-07-14, Ambivilen. Senate Intern Love on the Rocks:You Suck:

07.14.03 Oh to be in love, be powerful and of course the house in Aspen-The Quinessential Senate Summer Intern Romance(R). This summer, however, a shattering story of how the affair between two very powerful coffeecopymakers in the office of Texas Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson(R) ended smashed on the rocks of the smoggy Potomac

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