With our ironclad garuantee of avoiding the zero sum gain, we are now your new home of the post-post structuralist interveiw scheme! No more scripts…no more couchs or fake mics from the 50s that aren’t even plugged in! We’ve thrown all that crap out the window.

I just had a wonderful dream / I was in a large hall listening to a middle aged nun at the podium. She was fervently addressing the audience on her God and her faith, obviously seeking to convert unbelievers to come forward and join her order. After listening to her for some time, I walked close to the podium and interrupted her. “You are working too hard” I said, You are not convincing any one in this audience…

What do the animals think? Is it just me or does it seem like a zoo out there these days? Level minded zookeepers had better figure out away from keeping the scary and dangerous animals from getting out of their cages so they don’t run a serious muck while crapping all over the place!-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann