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Richard Tebrick moderates moderation for tomarken.com. He is like Indiana Jones’ father crossed with Rain Man.
What is the relationship between the culture and character of a nation and the possibility of transposing the character of a nation’s church? There’s no transubstantiation at Tomarken.com this Easter, but you can count on some Trans-Atlanticism.
Tomarken.com’s Moderator of an Arbitrary Moderation Taxonomy, Richard Tebrick, meditates once again on the nature of Tomarken.com apropos of the insidious “slash/two.”
Zero-Sum Piracy is here now, and it will ask you to ask someone how they became a pirate.
On this very sad day in the history of Tomarken.com, and following Beckmann’s touching eulogy to one of the great proponents of the Tomarken.com Manifesto, our ardent comrade Dr. Yarrum, I find myself left in a crisis for a response to that event unrespondable. Grasping, then, and in the spirit of Tomarken, I offer the following short and ficticious elegiac words an’ drawrins’ to our departed confederate. He will be missed.
Extinction Watch! 2005 Tomarken’s faithful moderator of modulation returns to close out the year with this alarming discovery with regards American Movie, Guns n’ Roses, and quantum physical symmetry. Please read, for all of our safety.
What is a Google-Bomb? What is a Jennifer Lopez Naked Party? What exactly is the Tomarken.com Sovereign Google-Bomb? Learn the answers to these questions and more, in Paul’s ongoing quest for analysis of cultural modulation and search engine optimization technique.
The capture and arrest of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein could not have come at a more crucial time for the Bush administration, who, since the suspect transference of the War on Terrorism from Afghanistan, the staging base of Osama Bin Laden’s fundamental terrorist group, to Iraq, the staging base of the future production of billions of barrels of oil a year, have been fighting an almost constantly decreasing morale in the American public, as well as the loss of confidence of dozens of important foreign allies.
An apology for posting website statistics. I was reading Beckmann’s newest, the anti-plagarism thing, for which the front-page box contains also a link to the complete web usage statistics for TOMARKEN.com. From the early days, TOMARKEN.com has purported a sensibility of “NO ZERO-SUM GAINS” and “NON-HEINOUS SELF PROMOTION”. I admit, I was nervous. What is the point of posting the web-site traffic statistics on the site itself? Is this heinous self-promotion? Are we bragging?
In a process of reverse-engineering the tomarken strategy for relationship-building, Moderator of the Moderates, Richard Tebrick, has left you this thing.
Richard Tebrick embarks on his quest to be nicer to everybody in the fabulous article-of-sorts.
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