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2007-04-20, Ambivilen. Those Hyphenated Last Names and The Impending Doom When Two of Them Get Together…:

So I’m new here at Current as evidenced by this being my first blog entry. I won’t get into too much about that now, you know about the whole Cousin Larry driving from Wisconsin to the big city with nothing “gonna stand in his way”… I frankly need to milk the “I’m the new kid [...]

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2006-04-15, Criticism. TOMARKEN.COM SLASH two–adolscence:

Never one to be silent with the advent of change, Moderator of Letters Daniel P. Beckmann offers his take on the “little over 4 years of” in which “already so much has happened… We watch here at the brink of some sort of unknown media semblance like none ever before seen.”

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2005-05-05, Daniel P. Beckmann. THE 4 step PRO-cess for IDEA CREATION::

I, Dan Beckmann-Moderator of letters, present the following BRIEF to the Midwestern States University BOARD OF REGENTS with the intention of providing “further proof for your supremecy through lack there of” and to “provide a framework for the further advancement of the Midwestern States marketing moto: “Midwestern States University- What we lack in SOUL, YOU’LL make up for in TIME having spent!”: THE 4 step PRO-cess for IDEA CREATION

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2005-03-07, Ambivilen. Dude Economics:

Gee, I sure hope that calling this object Dude Economics isn’t a misnomer…For some reason it’s taken me a year to sum up the subjectivity of this balad of how the dude really does need the city and the city folk could one day evolve, if they’re lucky and their technology permits, to become the dude.-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann, Moderator of Letters

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2005-01-09, Daniel P. Beckmann. Official Statement from the Moderator on the instigations of Dr. Yarrum: will celebrate its three-year anniversary at the end of this month. Throughout all of that time there has been one person who has always wondered what was going on with tomarken, was it going to rise again? Did he see a sputter of activity? You could always trust him to interact with every part of this site-his responses were so many I haven’t even put up half of them yet. I don’t exactly know if it was a generational thing or what happens to people when they get old, but Dr. Yarrum kept track of things, and often wondered why others didn’t do the same.

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2004-11-11, Daniel P. Beckmann. Discourse:

This night before the election, with self-righteous, self-serving people canvassing normal places all around the country spreading their doctrine like a leaper in nudist colony–I’d like to raise one last time for that ol’ Discourse Hear Ye, hear ye–May this object milepost these horid times.(In this rare case I actually pleade forgiveness for my sloppiness for I, like many others am a tired, tired man)-submited by Daniel P.Beckmann, Moderator of Letters

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2004-10-01, Daniel P. Beckmann. Statement of Moderation #6:

Over 1-Million smashes and I’m happy to report that this place is still alive enough to continue to perplex the faces of those who hold genuine wondermeant as to our intended purpose. Here we shall try again–sprinkling in some conjecture on what structurally may cause such bewilderment in our society–while also clearing up some other accumulating issues-Behold: Statement of Moderation #6 by our count.

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2004-06-28, Criticism. A letter to Michael Moore:

Flint, Michigan…the community that nurtured the career of idealogue, Michael Moore. Provoked from events leading up to his recent outing, fellow rust-beltor Daniel P. Beckmann begets the Sandlerian question, Mr. Moore, are you too good for your home? A letter to Michael Moore

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2004-06-08, Ambivilen. The Great Communicator:

Associations in one’s mind can truly only be achieved by the beholder…in the case of one Ronald’s death this week, we as a country are mourning those associations we had for the man so oftenly referred to as The Great Communicator-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann

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2004-03-22, Criticism. Friendster:As a guide to the “Why” Generation:

The initial gestapo-style word-o-mouth advertising that one had to endure on Friendster(R) before any honest-minded folk had the oppurtunity to make up their own minds on what this newly-fangled use of computer techonology added or subtracted from their present functionality serves as a great example of what its like being a lifetime resident of the “perpetual indentity-searching-Post-MTV(R) generation”-submitted by Daniel P. Beckmann

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