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2007-06-18, Revolution. An Alternative Presidential Pardon:

Lets face it, whetheor or not you voted for Bush or ever even liked him–you’ve got to admit, he’s creating a new space for himself as the last president you’d want on your junior high kick-ball team, soon he’ll get thumbed just past Jimmie Carter ‘79, the man needs something…something SUBstantial!-sbutmitted by Richie Zevin

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